The only thing to do whilst having a poo. Slogan.

the boston dangler

the clinker that won’t let go

The Boston Dangler. Rock climbing poo scaling a cliff. Cling on or clinker
Al Capoon Poo, based on Al Capone. Chicago gangster poo wearing a suit and smoking a cigar

al capoone

release date denied, no hope for parole

the stout poo

the morning after st patrick's day

The Stout Poo, Irish poo playing a harp
Pooblo Escobar. The floating poo. Poo lying on a lilo in a pool

pooblo escobar

the floater that won’t go down

poodini

the disappearing act. you've been on the toilet, but there's very little evidence

Poodini, the phantom poo. Poo chained up trying to escape.
Mount Vepoovius. Explosive poo based on the italian volcano; Mount Vesuvius

mount vepoovius


a violent igneous plop formation

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